ShowBizPizza.com Version 4.0 -

"Actual Title Unknown"

(Sometime in the Future)


And now a quick look into the possible future for the next incarnation of ShowBizPizza.com...

Eventually SP.com will actually be completed. I've been saying that for 10 years now but it will finally happen! However by the time it becomes a reality the internet will be replaced by the next big thing - the "zognet". Much like the former internet, the zognet will be used primarily for pornography. ShowBizPizza.com will continue to exist though so long as fans still care enough to visit.

The shameless promotion will continue to increase unabated. The SP.com Online Shop will expand to include t-shirts, mousepads, potted meat products, a branded line of cologne, gummi snacks, and feminine hygiene products. The onslaught of incoming funds will by far surpass the expenses related to the operation of the website. Excess funds will be silently embezzled directly into the non-profit "Keep Travis Happy Fund".

Ha ha... actually I have no idea. The proportion of "winging it" far outweighs that of actual planning and design. Heck the 10-year mark actually snuck up on me and I'm as surprised as anyone that we've been here for an entire decade. Little kids I knew of back when the site first appeared are now grown up and working at CEC's (seriously too, that's not just a generalized statement).

So stick around and we'll all see the next phase together! Thanks again to everyone who cares enough to be reading these words right now - I hope to see you around for many years to come!