William Robert Brockali, or Billy Bob as he's commonly known, was once the famed mascot of ShowBiz Pizza Place - the premiere family entertainment restaurant of the 1980's. But fame led to misfortune. With the demise of ShowBiz, Billy Bob faded from the public eye and never recovered from his fall from stardom. Within these pages you will get to know the bear in ways you never thought possible. Come now, and learn of his true story - all the laughs, cries, birthday parties, and raging alcoholism. This is his story - these are the Adventures of Billy Bob.
You will get to really know him. You have been warned.
I do not certify that I am 18 years of age, as it is none of your damn business. I do certify that I have a sense of humor and am not offended by funny and silly things. I also promise that if I stumble upon the secret pages , I will not throw a sissy fit and hold anyone responsible except my own nosey ass. I am not a whiney ass baby, and I want to stop reading this and enter now.
Enter the Adventures of
Billy Bob
On second thought, I AM a whiney ass baby and I am offended by humor. I truly ought to be pimp smacked, and tossed around like dirty underwear. Please forgive the fact that I am a dumbass and am going to miss out on all of Billy Bob's Adventures. Please detour me away from this Ultra-Hilarious Website and send me to a place that's about as much fun as wet toilet paper.
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Adventures of Billy Bob