Currently	$17,000,002.53		First bid	$0.50
	Quantity	2		# of bids	16.2 bid history
	Time left	0 days, 22 hours +		Location	Some Foxhole in Utah
				Country/Region	Lost City of Atlantis
	Started	Mar-24-01 13:37:38 PST		mail this auction to a friend
	Ends	April-01-01 13:37:38 PST		watch this item
	Seller (Rating)	FlatulentFox (-32)
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	High bid	ChuckE_Cheese (11)
	Payment	Fox will accept all kinds of payments from Master Card to Food Stamps!
	Shipping	Buyer pays outrageous shipping charges, Seller might ship to home country only - depends on what mood you catch him in. See item description for obviously falsified details.
	NOTE:	Only Bid on this item if you happen to be a magical retard..

Folks you're not gonna believe this one! I have up for auction BRITNEY SPEARS! This is not a hoax! This is not a picture of Britney, a poster of Britney, or even a doll of Britney. (You can get that crap at your local Wal-Mart). No sir, this is the REAL Britney Spears! You can keep her in your house and have your own private concert EVERY DAY! Just remember - she is a living person. That means you'll have to feed her and bathe her everyday (and boy will I miss bathing her!). Don't miss out! This is a must have for every Britney Spears collector! This will NEVER come up on eBay again so bid right away. See pic for detail and don't forget what I said about the feeding part. I've accidentally killed other celebrities I've owned by forgetting to feed them.

NO RESERVE! Winning Bidder to pay by personal check or money order and include $150.00 for shipping (she's pretty heavy). E-mail me with any questions you might have. See my other auctions for more just that you can't live without!

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BRITNEY SPEARS! The real thing! Own Her! NO RESERVE! Item #129V742118   Current bid:   $17,000,002.53     Bid increment:   $0.25     Your maximum bid:       (Minimum bid: $17,000,002.78)     eBay will bid incrementally on your behalf up to your maximum bid, which is kept secret from other eBay users. The eBay term for this is proxy bidding. Your bid is pointless - You may as well save yourself some trouble. Don't bother bidding because you're a loser and won't win it anyway.

How to Bid     1. Register to bid - if you haven't already. It's free!     2. Learn about this seller - read feedback comments left by others.     3. Know the details - read the item description and payment & shipping terms closely.     4. If you have questions - contact the seller FlatulentFox before you bid.     5. Place your bid!     eBay purchases are insured.

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