"Ode to Britney"

Britney Spears is one crazy wacked out girl
She dances in a circle and then begins to hurl
Next she eats a muffin on the Tilt-a-Whirl
She then slays a lion and feeds it to a squirrel

Now Britney is dancing in her underwear
Then all of a sudden she's floating in mid-air
Her lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
A monkey and Britney fling feces everywhere

She scrubs her best friend's toenails 'till they're squeaky clean
Then Britney dissapears until she can't be seen
She drinks clorox and tries to rupture her spleen
And she's got giant boobs even though she's just a teen

-By Jack "the poem guy" LaLang

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