"The Britney Rap"

Big ol' knockers, great beauty.
She is a great sight to see.
She brings all of the guys cheers.
Yes, my friend, it's BRITNEY SPEARS!

She turns gay men straight as bricks.
She's finer than normal chicks.
Her career is a great start.
One day, I'll e-mail her heart.

Stealing Santa gets tickets.
And they are backstage tickets.
When she expects friends today,
all of us are there to stay.

She is cute and very nice.
Check her out, that's my advice.
She is sexier than sex.
Her beauty is too complex.

Singin' about soda pop.
Her beauty will never stop.
Her CD is cool bomb slap.
When she  is onstage, I clap.

Her songs just drive me crazy.
Her beauty makes me happy.
What do I need for good cheers?
Yes sports fans, it's BRITNEY SPEARS!!

-By Busta Raps

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