2004 Awards Ceremony

Hilary Duff has won countless awards during her short time as Hollywood's brightest new starlet. Many awards for lesser-known cameos and supporting roles have gone virtually unnoticed. This short ceremony is meant to give praise to those unknown catagories worthy of praise.

Happiest Horse Award

The award for Happiest Horse goes to this horse whose name is Spirit, and was the inspiration for Dreamwork's animated blockbuster Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron. Getting this close to Hilary was enough to increase this horse's happy-factor off the scale and rightfully earns him the award for Happiest Horse.

Pimpin'est Pooch Award

The award for Pimpin'est Pooch goes to this dog who was lucky enough to get a few licks off of Hilary's sweet little chin. Never before have I been so jealous of a dog's tongue. Although there are many dogs in this world who are K-9 pimps in their own right, this one clinches the award by coming within inches of Hilary's lips - and making her smile in the process.

Charmingest Cheeseburger Award

The award for Charmingest Cheeseburger goes to this one, available now at Denny's. This was an easy victory for such a niche catagory. Of all the dead pieces of meat considered for this honor, the Denny's Charming Cheeseburger was the only one that was truly Charming because of its inclusion in a Happily Ever After Meal based on the movie A Cinderella Story starring Hilary Duff.

Material Most Worthy of Being Felt Award

The award for Material Most Worthy of Being Felt goes to this beautiful red 'Wild Child' westernwear blouse. This was a very difficult choice as anything worn by Hilary automatically becomes a strong contender of something that really and truly deserves to be felt - and I should be the one doing the feeling.