Well, it's been over 2 years since the debut issue of the Rock-afire Enquirer. I guess by now the joke is over so I should reveal what was true and what wasn't... well I won't go that far but I will admit that about 50% of it was true, with my own creative spin put on things of course. For Rock-a-Palooza 2004 we unveil Vol. 2 of the Enquirer for your pleasure. No promises on any truth this time around. Enjoy!

Volume 1

Volume 2

*Thanks to all the stupid people in this world I get to add this boring line of disclaimer text. These stories should be taken as a joke, and for entertainment purposes only. Also if you get offended easy and can't take jokes please turn back now. Thanks.