Move over Billy Bob! Someone's after your job, and your pick-a-nic basket too! The Enquirer has found sources that claim the lovable Yogi Bear is soon to be appearing at ShowBiz Pizza Places nationwide. He will be replacing Billy Bob as ShowBiz's new lead mascot, and Boo-Boo Bear will replace the Looney Bird on stage. The change came about when executives in charge of ShowBiz's consumer marketing department began sensing that "Billy Bob was not that well known to children". After some careful polling of children in Anartica, where oddly enough there are no ShowBiz locations, absolutely none of the 15 children polled knew who Billy Bob was. The following tuesday the decision was made to go with Yogi in a grand revamp tentatively known as "Concept Yogification".

In an underground bunker 10 miles northeast of Irving TX, the finalized documents were signed between the CEO of ShowBiz Pizza Time Inc and the Head of Hanna-Barbera Productions. ShowBiz's CEO had this to say: "We feel that Yogi will help our company grow and prosper." When asked about his feelings on the newly ousted Billy Bob, the head of Hanna-Barbera replied: "Billy Bob who? Now if you'll excuse me I'm really busy. I have to figure out how to get all these briefcases full of money to fit in my trunk."

Billy Bob has not been taking the news lightly. Close friends of his claim that he's been violent and his gasahol consumption has increased 10 fold since the papers were signed. "He like, you know, totally went postal", one of his female friends mentioned, and another of pal of his said, "I knew that idiot was going to fail, I mean come on! He can't even ventriloquist!" Billy Bob however refused to comment, but then again if we just got dumped we wouldn't want to talk about it either.