Aaron Fechter DEAD?!?

It is with a heavy heart the Rock-afire Enquirer must report that Aaron Fechter passed from this earth recently. Some of you may have already heard the rumors, but we must confirm the awful truth. Aaron was a man who had a vision and gave to everyone the gift of entertainment and joy. He has left an indelible mark on society and culture, influencing a generation of children, and teaching us all to find the child within.




Unfortunately, the untimely passing of Aaron Fechter has caused further disruption with the allocation of Creative Engineering. At this point, Creative's future lies in the hands of the Florida state government. The Rock-afire Enquirer will mourn the passing of Fechter and the destruction of Creative Engineering with a candlelight vigil, to be held on August 14th. All fans are welcome, and milk and cookies will be served shortly after the vigil.