Crusty's Battle With Fleas
Marsha Dickerson - RedState.com
The last few weeks have been a little rough on the Crusty campaign and by the latest news out of Washington, Crusty's election troubles are about to get worse.
Fleas.
Yes, Crusty is now apparently having a battle with fleas - those parasitic, blood sucking, burdens on society. This morning Jim Clapden, head of the Tennessee Flea Party presented new attack lines against Crusty, claiming he's looking to increase spending and add to our yearly deficits. Clapden also claimed that Crusty's reckless spending is threatening to "raise our national debt higher than the hair on an angry cat's back".
The local Flea Party in TN is looking to coordinate with other fleabaggers across America to derail Crusty's campaign.
Although the Flea Party has seen a decrease in popularity from a few years ago, Clapden still sees promise with their hard-lined fiscally conservative influence. "Some folks have written off us fleabaggers. They like to think we no longer matter. But I disagree. A few of us are easy enough to dismiss, but get enough of us fleas together and just try to ignore us!"
Marsha Dickerson - RedState.com
Fleas.
Yes, Crusty is now apparently having a battle with fleas - those parasitic, blood sucking, burdens on society. This morning Jim Clapden, head of the Tennessee Flea Party presented new attack lines against Crusty, claiming he's looking to increase spending and add to our yearly deficits. Clapden also claimed that Crusty's reckless spending is threatening to "raise our national debt higher than the hair on an angry cat's back".
The local Flea Party in TN is looking to coordinate with other fleabaggers across America to derail Crusty's campaign.
Although the Flea Party has seen a decrease in popularity from a few years ago, Clapden still sees promise with their hard-lined fiscally conservative influence. "Some folks have written off us fleabaggers. They like to think we no longer matter. But I disagree. A few of us are easy enough to dismiss, but get enough of us fleas together and just try to ignore us!"