Hello!
Nice to meet you! I'm the Easter Funny - the funny bunny that brings hilarity to your Easter celebration. My jokes and wacky antics are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.* So this year, I've taken the liberty of dropping hidden Easter eggs all over this website! Full disclosure - I really suck at hiding things so you can find them by clicking on just about anything.
I know what you're all thinking. Why does this bunny have a gray Hitler mustache? Or maybe you're saying to yourself "hey wait, isn't that Rapid T. Rabbit?!" Well let me set the record straight and tell you that I am in fact NOT Rapid T. Rabbit, I am the one and only Easter Funny. But don't feel bad if you thought I was Rapid. I get that a lot actually. A LOT. So much so that I had to make myself a nifty button so people stop asking about it. Besides, there's no possible way I could be Rapid T. Rabbit, as he sadly passed away during the past year. And if Easter is known for anything, it's definitely not someone rising up from the afterlife. It's about giant bunnies and colorful eggs!!
So what are you still reading this for? Get to finding those eggs! Hop to it already!
*Smiles are not guaranteed. Some restrictions apply. Offer not valid to certain Floridians lacking a sense of humor. For anyone who is offended or has butt-hurt lasting for 4 or more hours, please consult you physician immediately and also click here for medical help.