*sniff sniff* Hey do you smell that? Why, it almost smells like..

...like...OH NOES! THE WEBSITE CAUGHT FIRE!! HOLY CRAP IN A PITA!! SWEET JESUS NO! OH THE HUMANITY! How did this happen?! While we clean things up and see if there's anything salvageable left around here, why don't you help us review the security tapes so we can try to figure out just what the heck happened!!